Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the greatest political sages America has ever known. Some of his sayings:
* Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
* There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
* Never miss a good chance to shut up.
* If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
* The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket.
* There are three kinds of men:
The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
* If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
* Lettin'the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back.
* After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
Lots of wisdom for a day !!! 😜😜😜
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