One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Doctor to patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?Patient: Yes. A good doctor.
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.U know why?Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking...
Sardar: My mobile bill how much?Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill statusSardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Q: How do you make a sardarji laugh on Saturday?A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Sardar built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled y?When asked him, he said,"Oye, that's for those who don't know Swimming.
Wife-Oye ji, Sunte Ho,Utho Utho,Raat ke 2 baje he.Husband- itni rat ko Q...Uthaya MujheWife-Aap neend ki goli Lena to bhul Hi gaye..!
Santa : "Ek litre Gaaye Ka Dhoodh Dena."Banta : "Lekin Tumhara Bartan To Bahut Chhota Hai."Santa :"Theek He To Fir BAKRI Ka De de.."
Santa- Meine shadi isliye ki, kyunki me Kapde aur Bartan dho dhoke thak gaya tha.Banta- Ajeeb baat hai, maine isi wajah se "divorce" liya..
Interviewer>To bataiye PANI ke bina Insan kaise Marega?Sardar>PANI nai hoga to Insan Tairega kaise? Aur Tairega nahi to doob jayega!
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahiSON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon
Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"Sardar : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE!!"
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love
U sister...
Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme
aur colour dikhao!!!
Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..Friend: How do u know?Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?Sardar: ZEBRATeacher: How?Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White
Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?Teacher: Me? No, why?Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- "1 Miss Call".
Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"Smart Sardar Replied: "No!35 Children R More than Enough!!"
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.Manager: Do U know MS Office?Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "Air hostess said: "B silent."Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"
Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:"I MISS YOU"Sardarji replied:"I Mr YOU" !!.
Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a keyDoctor: When?Sardar: 3 Months AgoDr:Wat were u doing till now?Sardar: We were using duplicate key
Why Sardar opens his lunch box in the middle of the road???Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office....
Son: papa, 4+3 kithne hai?Sardar: ullu ke patthe gadhe idiot naalaayak besharam tujhe kuch nahi aathaa? Jaa andhar se
CALCULATOR le ke Aa..
After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue &
Ears By Torch &Finallly Said:"Torch is okay"
Sardar1: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?Sardar2: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!
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