sardar returns part-3

A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"

Sardar declares:.... . . I will never marry in my life &. . ... . . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . ..
A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran awaySardar ran to catch the donkey.He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhokade raha hai'.

Sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300mlnow it's 2 ltr.

Santa went to Mysore palace.Tourist guide - Santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chairSanta - Oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes.!!..

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,He wanted to save money so what did he do?Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call..

One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!

Teacher: A for?Sardar: AppleTeacher: Jor se bolo?Sardar: Jay mata di.

2 sardars were fighting after exam.Sir: Y r u fighting?1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,Sir: So what?1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we bothcopied.

Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.Sardar 2: You R nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sentmy wife with him.

Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, andsays, "chal", it walks.He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.He cuts all the legs and said, "chal....." Finally he wrote theconclusion............ "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"

2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....

A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......

A scene from Kohn Benega Crorepati....Amitabh : In which state Cauvery flows?Sardar : Liquid state.....Audience clapped.. Amitabh stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS.......

Boss: Where were you born?Sardar: India ...Boss: which part?Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bombexplodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar: What is the name of your car?Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken..Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Sardar: U cheated me.Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio!

'NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup....

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.